I couldn't find one, so I made one.
I was waiting for November 5th to post it and also for the number 43 (cause I like the number 7).
Why November 5th? The answer is so obvious. I'm looking at you, Yulmu.
Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
(source)
I'm way past saving. Go on without me.